Chapter 1126 - とある世界の片隅の阿鼻叫喚
"────Alright, so! Suddenly! I've taken this slot!!"
'Wako-tsuki' (T/N: standard greeting for starting a stream)
'Wako-tsuki—'
'I knew it'
'We were waiting, you otaku'
'I thought so'
'Don't throw things again'
'Keep both hands in your pockets except when necessary'
"Really, every single time! The fact that it's so last minute that it's a declaration rather than a notice!"
'Exactly'
'Really exactly'
'It's not "I'm doing a stream starting now," is it???'
'Are you not aware of your own position, causing a stir in the world with every move...?'
'Precisely because he is aware, there's a possibility he's sticking to surprise attacks to adjust the scale of the festival'
'Precisely because he is aware, there's a possibility he's sticking to surprise attacks to adjust the scale of the festival?'
'He's definitely not thinking about that'
"Well, but it's 'typical,' so it's fine!!"
'Yes, total-affirmation otaku'
'This believer is already hopeless'
'As expected of a mirror of a fan who threw away his entire past to throw himself into a multiple-weapon aptitude build'
'His face is different (fanaticism)'
'His face is different (certain death)'
"Ssssh────... phew. Ah, hello, this is Terutsuki. I'll be doing a simultaneous viewing slot."
'Suddenly you're calm'
'A way of managing tension that seems bad for your health'
"I'm not one to talk, but you listeners who come to my place immediately after the announcement are also something else, right? Be honest, you guys love our Clown too, don't you?"
'Well...'
'It's more fun to enjoy a festival with the loudest guy...'
'The subject we're watching is also the loudest guy...'
'On the person's own account's stream slot, the comment count is so otherworldly that it's impossible to talk...'
'Well, lately Teru-kun's streams also have an insane number of concurrent viewers, making conversation difficult'
'It's just an otaku talking about his burning passion, though...'
'That's what's in demand'
"But man, what's coming, a rare live slot. I can never read the content, so I wonder if it's safe to easily predict that the 'Green Connect' conquest video is coming this time..."
'Exactly'
'Exactly—'
'He's the gentleman who, when I expected him to slam down a heated Arena conquest video, dumped out the world-destroying, limit-breaking, super-sweet Love-Love Day-Tou The Movie, after all...?'
"'Day-Tou' (Date) is lol."
'What?'
'???'
'What, which comment is that 'lol' for?'
'Teru-kun's mysterious dynamic visual acuity, which seems to have been forged by infinitely repeating Clown's limit-breaking crazy behavior, is what's 'lol.' Please keep refining it in that way.'
'A streamer who accurately picks up funny comments even with this scale of concurrent viewers and comments is precious.'
"I mean, yesterday, I was doing exactly that, repeating the Arena video for the first time in a while."
'Again?'
'What do you mean "in a while"? You watch it every week, don't you?'
'Is it only once a week...? '
'I wouldn't be surprised if you repeated all the videos every day.'
'If it's all the videos, it easily exceeds twenty-four hours.'
'He's watching them inside the virtual world.'
'Even thirty-six hours wouldn't be enough.'
'Mainly because of that god-tier series called Daily Tree Climbing.'
'Are you watching at double speed? I don't know, though.'
'Watching his videos at double speed is beyond the level of giving up on being human.'
'And while saying this and that, the listener crowd who are perfectly conversing in the comments along with Teru-kun are also already forged. Is this the progress of humanity...?'
'It's lol how humanity's dynamic visual acuity standard is rising just to follow Clown's stupid behavior.'
'Lol'
'By the way, being required to have ability values that exceed the limit makes me go bald rather than making grass grow.' (T/N: 'grass' is Japanese slang for 'lol')
'Clown-brand rom-com is soaking into my bald hair follicles...'
"No way—as I thought, no matter how many times I watch, every moment is too much of a highlight, so I don't have time to blink, which makes it super fun but super tiring—I mean, the amount of information per second is too much, it's more than over-nutrition────"
'Oh'
'Oh!'
'!'
'♡♡♡'
'Stream start standby screen!'
'It's here!!!'
"Alright, shut up, fellow baldies. Straighten your posture and be quiet and listen."
'Sudden abuse is lol lol lol'
'Strong words'
'The bad side of an otaku who doesn't consider his surroundings is coming out—'
'The difference in treatment between his favorite and everything else is too much for this guy'
'Is he technically innocent since he's including himself in the baldies...? '
"................................................................"
'He went silent'
'He's too serious'
'I honestly like the style of doing a stream and then not giving a damn about the stream itself.'
'Don't throw your mouse again, keep your hands tucked away.'
'Wait, what is this? The atmosphere is different from usual.'
'It's not the usual Shijo Group-provided quality opening.'
'Animation?'
'It's an illustration.'
'Live2D?'
'Eh, I love it'
'Is such a pop and cute feeling allowed for Cla-Aca???'
'I wonder who's in charge'
'Rubi-Bare-chan is hopping around, so cute'
'Yeah, if it didn't have murderous intent, it would be this cute...'
'Hmm'
'As expected, it's hard to identify just from deformed monster drawings.'
'No, but the way the colors are used—I mean, the way it's painted—looks familiar fwa—'
"────Eh?"
'Oh?'
'Hm?'
'?????????????????????????????????'
'Eh'
'It's start-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-ing'
'Wha!?'
'Is it okay!!?'
'Is that what it means!?'
'Is it okay to think that's what it means!?'
'Is such a first attempt, which is too much of a surprise, a good thing!!!'
'Ha'
"────Haru-Sora!!!?!!? Seriously!!??!!?"
'There's no way they'd put such an opening illustration otherwise, right!?'
'Is it a live stream with Sora-chan appearing!!?'
'Is it okay to believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'Hey, if it's solo after this, it's a riot, you hear me, Trickster!!!'
'The illustratio-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
'Hey, I'm telling you, I've seen it, it's a completely familiar art style!!!!!!!!!'
'Hiyorin!?'
'It's Hiyorin!!!!!'
'Hiyorin, what are you doing!!!!!???'
'What kind of connection is this collaboration!?'
'Hey, don't let the surprises chain together, it's a mess.'
'This is insane'
'Haru-Sora precious...'
'Ignition precious-overload Head Rocket [Eternal Shining (Anvar) Star-Colored Royal Sword (Regulus)]'
'As expected of the lawless drawing power of the painter-cum-illustrator...'
'It's the ultimate fusion of reality and deformation.'
'Can I make it my wallpaper? I can make it my wallpaper, right.'
'!!!'
'!!!!!!!'
"──────...... I'll only say this once. All units, listen up."
────Um, everyone. Thank you for coming to this sudden stream... what? Speed it up?
────Um, then, I'll keep the greetings to a minimum...
────...Is it okay? Mm, okay, then here we go.
────This time, we'll be doing a live commentary of the reproduction video of the long-awaited second act of the 'Green Connect' conquest,
────With me, the current Rank 3 of the East Camp, [Hoshikake (Clown)] Haru, and...
"............................................................────"
────Ah, um, and... !
"....................................................────!!"
────P-partner, m-my... S-Sora!
────We'll be bringing it to you...! ────We'll be bringing it to youuuu!
..., ............, ..................────
"""""'Hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"""""
Lol.