Chapter 300 - Clown・Archive
From the Princess
From Alicia-sama
From the Princess's tweet
What stream is this???
The channel name!!
Came from the Princess
This is so sudden I'm 100% confused
From the Princess
From the Princess
From Alicia-sama
From the Princess
From the Princess
That concurrent viewer count is f'ing insane
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—From a certain Archiver's mirror stream.
"Alright, so I've set up a stream on short notice. It's your boy Terutsuki, the small-time Archiver. Looks like the original stream is pretty much imploding, so I figured we could have a live chat over here."
Welcome~
Heya~
Thanks for the stream. Appreciate you giving us a place to chat.
LMAO the chat was moving at a different dimension even before it started.
I can't even follow the other comments, let alone have a conversation.
"Seriously. I had to laugh when I saw the number of concurrent viewers. If I got even one-ten-thousandth of that, I'd be a top streamer."
The channel name, it means what we think it means, right?
It has to.
Even if it does, why is the Princess promoting it…
Is the Acrobat coming?
"Is this finally his face reveal? Nah, I have no idea if he'll show his face, but—oh!"
!!!
Here it comes.
Whoa, that opening looks expensive.
zawa... zawa...! (The crowd murmurs)
――――… Uhm, ah, ah… Hello, nice to meet you… I guess?
HERE HE ISSSSSSSSS
IT'S THE ACROBAT!!
Top-tier professional production followed by the most amateurish, fumbling opening ever!!!
"Y-Yeah… if I put myself in his shoes, I'd be trembling… This many viewers on your first stream… wow…"
As a streamer myself, I'm kinda speechless…
He might be fumbling, but the fact he can speak at all makes him a big deal in my book…
Is this a pre-recorded video with commentary added later?
"Seems like it. Still, a first-person perspective, huh? And this bright red background—"
—Right. So, for this stream, I thought I'd show my perspective on clearing the [Spiral Crimson Tower].
"Wha-!?"
Wha-!?
Woah!!?
Wait wait wait my brain and heart can't keep up.
What does he mean, "So"???
This pacing is so haphazard, lmao!!!
He says the most insane things so casually!!
—Well, I think you'll get it once you see it, but content-wise, there's not much to commentate on, so… Huh, what… casual talk? No, but it's better to be humble at first…
Is he getting instructions from someone?
He's getting pointers thirty seconds in, lol.
Does he have staff? Well, of course he does.
That OP looked expensive as hell.
He's definitely signed with someone. Wonder who the sponsor is.
—…Ahem. I've been given the unreasonable demand to 'act more frank and cheerful,' so I'll be speaking casually from here on out, hope you don't mind.
"Oof, that's rough…"
His voice sounds so genuinely reluctant, I'm dying.
Poor guy.
Well, this feels more like the Acrobat.
What does the Acrobat even feel like?
That's the Clown for you.
—Ah, so, the me in the video is about to start running, but there's one thing you should be aware of.
Hmm?
What is it?
Something to be aware of?
"Running…? —Oh, this is-"
—I strongly recommend you do something to prevent motion sickness, like putting your mouse cursor in the center of the screen… I'm serious.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ahhhh…!!
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"Bleargh…!"
Seriously can't watch this.
I'm gonna puke.
Death.
—So yeah, that's about it.
"N-No… I don't get it, I don't get any of it…!"
What do you mean, "that's about it"...?
I spent half the time tilting my head wondering "which way is the floor?" and then the video was over.
Not half the time, more like from the first second…
I now understand that I don't understand a single thing…!
I feel like even if I watched it in slow motion, I still wouldn't get what he's doing.
Give us a third-person view.
Probably wouldn't understand it even in third-person, tbh.
First-person view is supposed to reflect the effects of thought-acceleration skills…
So he's confirmed not using thought acceleration…? Huh???
The scenery was 100% just a blur of lines???
—I'm sure most of you are thinking, 'I don't get it,' and you're right,
"Most of us? You mean literally every single person on the planet…"
That's a fact.
He gets it.
You have a duty to explain in detail.
—My method is to 'memorize all the bullet patterns and run at full speed,' so there aren't any tricks beyond what you saw. That's really all there is to it.
"Come again???"
Memorize all the patterns…?
Can someone translate that into Japanese for me???
Forget Japanese, please translate it into a language from Earth first…
—Also, for the record, what I showed in the video was a re-creation of my first clear. Back then, I didn't have as many skills, so I pretty much just brute-forced it with my base AGI.
Damn, I don't understand a single thing he's saying.
How the hell do you bounce off walls and ceilings with just your base avatar stats…
—Anyway, that's about it for the clear.
What do you mean, that's about it!!
I don't understand a single millimeter of it!!
Take responsibility and explain!!
Teru-kun, your mouth is hanging open.
"Shut up, anyone's jaw would drop at this."
—As for why I suddenly streamed such a crazy video,
He gets it!
Glad to know he's self-aware enough to call it crazy…
—I've asked an acquaintance to put some Ruby Bullet horn materials on the market soon, but those materials are a bit problematic, so this is also a heads-up.
"Whaaaaa!!!??"
What did he just say!?
Ruby Bullet horns???
The horn material from [Ruby Bullet] for real!!??
—The thing is, you all saw the cool abilities for my short sword and spear during the Four Pillar War, right? Well, there are some conditions to using those special abilities.
"Conditions…"
Caladbolg!!
Enrei Kagura!!
If we meet those conditions, we can use those awesome special moves too…?
Wait, he's telling us? Isn't he being way too generous with information???
—Well, the condition, or rather the proof of qualification, is an accessory you get as a 'solo clear reward' for that dungeon. It's a ring-type accessory called the [Spiral Crimson Ring].
"LIKE HELL THAT'S POSSIBLE!!!"
Alright, pack it up everyone!!
Son of a bitch!!
My dreams of a special move are shattered…!!
—Also, sorry, but I can't show you the actual item because my Anima ate it the other day.
"Huh???"
Come again???
Is his body physically incapable of saying anything that isn't a bombshell of incomprehensible information???
—Regarding that, there should be a link to a page with more details in the channel description… looks like it's there, so please check that out.
"A-A link… URL…"
—While you're at it, I should have all my stats and skills listed there too, so feel free to check those out if you're interested.
"Wha—"
LMAOoooooooooooooo
He's doing whatever the hell he wants, I'm dying.
When someone goes this far off the rails, all you can do is laugh…
—So, yeah, the main reason I did this surprise stream was to let you know that I'll be releasing materials soon, but they're 'defective,' so buy them at your own risk. If you want to fully enjoy the fun rabbit equipment, you'll have to work hard and clear it solo.
"That's impossible, you know?"
Impossible.
Yeah, that's impossible.
—By the way, the innate ability of the Ruby Bullet horn is that 'its durability gets locked above a certain speed.' Basically, your weapon won't lose durability during a full-power swing at around AGI 200.
"………………"
He's speechless, lmao.
Even without the special abilities, isn't that a light warrior's dream item?
It's gonna sell like crazy.
I can make my dream hunting weapon that never loses durability…?
"I'm gonna go hard on farming money. Thanks for coming to the stream, see ya."
Wait, later.
He ended the stream without another word LOL
This is why you're still a small-time streamer, doing whatever you want.
No, this is serious. No time to laugh, this is 100% going to be a bidding war.
I'm gonna go farm money too…
Me too, then.
Me too.
Aren't there a lot of light warriors?
Wow, there are quite a few of us…
Hey, how much money do you think we need to prepare…? Is 300 mega enough…?
If it goes to auction, that's not nearly enough. Prepare a giga.
Eek.
This is causing pandemonium everywhere, I can't even laugh anymore…
This is a Clown Archive for sure…
So, the original stream also ended just as casually, but…
The [Shijo] that scrolled by in the credits… that's the Shijo Group, right?
Chapter 3, Section 2, let's get right into it!