Chapter 83 - On the Artisans' Chat Board
317:endil
Well, even if they come back, we pretty much know what the expedition was like from the daily reports.
318:Magus
This. No results this time either.
319:Amatsugawa
'No results' is a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it? I thought they found a few new mobs.
320:Bush Warbler
Adding a few new types to an already countless mob list doesn't really change anything.
321:Amatsugawa
Well… yeah. I guess it's true there don't seem to be any noteworthy new materials…
322:Naranara
It's been peaceful this past year, for better or worse.
323:misty
If you're just enjoying it as an isekai life, you'd probably never get bored, but I get the feeling of stagnation from a game progression standpoint.
324:Naranara
When was the last time an unconquered dungeon was cleared?
325:Magus
About six months ago?
326:misty
It was October, so about five months ago? If you're talking about the [Garden of Blazing Heaven].
327:Nier
The mandatory DoT for the entire field was a tough enemy…
328:Bush Warbler
i never want to go back there again
329:Nier
Oh right, Hiyo-chan's clan participated as support, didn't they?
330:Magus
The total video time for that archive is like eighteen hours, it's terrifying.
331:Bush Warbler
Ninety percent of it is just the screen showing sand and the audio being filled with grudges, so I think you should just watch the exciting boss fight parts. Maybe the last three parts or so.
332:Magus
I see, maybe I'll watch it when I have time.
333:Magus
Wait, the last three parts alone are about four hours long?
334:Amatsugawa
lol
335:Nier
Hiyo-chan, just how long were you guys fighting that boss?
336:Bush Warbler
i'm telling you, i never want to go back there again
337:Nier
Man, you're seriously traumatized…
338:endil
Anyway, the only known unconquered places left are those three halls of sadism. Impossible, impossible.
339:Synapse
Brought to you by: Rabbit Heaven, Infinite Sparring, and Please Drown at Your Leisure.
340:Matci
The nickname for the Great Maelstrom always makes me laugh.
341:misty
With the Great Maelstrom, it's obvious there's a missing key item or quest, so it's somewhat understandable. But the other two…
342:Sanzenri
We eagerly await a level cap increase.
343:Nier
I wonder if we can do it if we get to level 150.
345:Bush Warbler
Normal people probably couldn't even do it at 200.
346:Bush Warbler
Maybe Hayassan could if he gained 100 levels?
347:Nier
If Haya-san stacks any more AGI, he's gonna start running on air.
348:Cachobalo
What's Hayagake-san's current AGI build? 350?
349:Bush Warbler
That was back when he was getting cocky. Now he knows his place and has dropped it to 300.
350:Matci
It always makes me laugh how his clan members are so harsh with him.
351:Cachobalo
Even though it's not a combat build, 300 is still pretty crazy… You don't have enough stat points to spare for 600 total including DEX.
352:Insane
Even with a DEX-boosting skill, you can only cut so much. And besides, there's no content that requires 300 AGI worth of speed.
353:Synapse
Note: Excluding Rabbit Heaven.
354:misty
*Rabbit Heaven shall be excluded.
355:Cachobalo
Excluding Rabbit Heaven, of course.
356:Insane
The flood of corrections is killing me lol
357:Nier
Speaking of running on air!! It's that newbie who just debuted!!!
357:Insane
Come again?
358:endil
Replying to your own comment… (confused)
359:Nier
I wonder if you all know about him! The unconfirmed weirdo newbie who caused a stir on the question boards a while back!!
360:Bush Warbler
This kid gets excited out of nowhere.
361:Logrock
Are you talking about that thing that briefly blew up on the general chat and build boards? Something about an air jump?
362:Magus
Wasn't that fake? I heard there were no follow-ups.
363:Nier
It's not fake, I know a Mako who's involved! And the person in question just cleared the tutorial and debuted in the Garden the other day!!
364:Magus
For real?
365:Amatsugawa
I knew there was a newbie festival going on, but…
366:endil
When the Great Bell Tower rings, dashing in the opposite direction is the standard play.
367:misty
You'll get killed by the crowd.
368:Cachobalo
That recruitment festival is a gathering of extroverts.
369:Insane
If they're an aspiring Mako, they'll come to us eventually without needing to be recruited.
370:Nier
You bunch of introverts…
371:Bush Warbler
Nia-cha, you knew about such a huge event and were just casually joining in on random conversations?
372:Nier
When I came to check here, everyone seemed peaceful as expected, so I tried for a natural segue.
373:Sanzenri
A natural segue.
374:Colompath
It looked like a natural segue from the outside.
375:Sanzenri
O-Oh…
376:Nier
Anyway, about that newb—wdafsrgrg yes.
377:Bush Warbler
Huh?
378:Synapse
Wh-!?
379:Sanzenri
What was that!?
380:Naranara
Wait, did something flash?
381:endil
Huh?
382:Logrock
Eh, did something happen?
383:Nier
IT FLASHED IT FLASHED IT FLASHED!!!!
348:Insane
No no no way, something that timely can't just
383:Logrock
???
384:Cachobalo
Wait wait, was that really a celebratory cannon…?
385:endil
P-Probably…?
386:Mr. Tango
Heard there was a celebratory cannon.
387:Lilac
Is the cannon for real?
388:Bro Mimosa
Cannon for real? Logged-in players, need details.
389:Amatsugawa
Hold on, it was super close to the city…!?
390:Lilac
OK so it's real? And an unconquered dungeon near the city means
391:Nier
Ah
392:Bush Warbler
Oh…
393:Insane
RABBIT HEAVEN HAS BEEN CLEARED—FOR REAL!?!?!?
394:Bro Mimosa
WHOOOOAAAAA!!??
395:Lilac
No way…
396:Sanzenri
Wait, this is… this is crazy, right?
397:Synapse
That thing was actually clearable…?
398:misty
I don't know what's going on but my body started shaking.
399:Cachobalo
Sad news: Hayagake-san's dream of being the first to clear Rabbit Heaven has been crushed.
400:Matci
Wait, didn't Hayagake-shi clear it?
401:Cachobalo
Oh, right, is that what happened?
402:Bro Mimosa
Seriously, you finally did it, Haya!!!!!
403:Nier
Forget the flying weirdo, is this a celebration!?
404:Bush Warbler
Um, well
405:Bush Warbler
If you mean my Hayassan, he's crumpled up on the floor next to me.
406:Nier
Ah
407:Lilac
Oh dear…
408:Bro Mimosa
Sorry, Haya.
409:endil
The simple apology lol
410:Hayagake
I'm retiring. Thanks for everything, everyone.
411:Bush Warbler
This person is making a face I've never seen before, it's hilarious.
412:Matci
Their casual treatment of him made me laugh again.
413:Nier
This is no time to be laughing! This is a huge incident—!!!
By the way, you can type with your thoughts in-game.
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