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Chapter 300 - Clown・Archive

From the Princess

From Lady Alicia

From the Princess's post

What is this stream???

The channel name!!

Came here from the Princess

This is so sudden I'm 100% confused

From the Princess

From the Princess

From Lady Alicia

From the Princess

From the Princess

The concurrent viewer count is insane lololol

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—During a certain Archiver's mirror stream.

"Alright, so I've set up a last-minute stream. It's your humble Archiver, Terutsuki. The original stream seems to be blowing up, so I figured we could all watch and chat about it in real-time over here."

Heyo

Hi there

Thx for the stream. Appreciate having a place to chat.

The chat was moving at light speed even before it started lmao

Couldn't even follow the other comments, let alone have a conversation.

"Seriously. I laughed when I saw the viewer numbers. If I got even one ten-thousandth of that, I'd be a top streamer."

The channel name means what we think it means, right?

It has to.

Even if it does, why is the Princess promoting it…

Is Haru the Acrobat coming?

"Maybe he's finally doing a face reveal. Well, who knows if he'll actually show his face—oh!"

!!!

Here it comes

Whoa, that's a high-budget opening.

The suspense… is killing me…!

— — — —…… Ah, ahh…… Hello, nice to meet you…?

THERE HE IS!

IT'S HARU THE ACROBAT!!

A TOP-TIER PROFESSIONAL INTRO FOLLOWED BY THE MOST AMATEUR-SOUNDING AWKWARD OPENING EVER!!!

"Y-Yeah… if I put myself in his shoes, I'd be trembling… This many viewers on your first stream… wow…"

From a streamer's perspective, this is terrifying…

He might be stumbling, but the fact that he can speak at all makes him a big deal…

Is this a pre-recorded video with commentary?

"Looks like it. And it's in first-person… wait, this bright red background—"

—Yes. So, for this stream, I thought I'd show my clear of the [Spiral Crimson Tower].

"What?!"

What!?

Whaaaat!!?

Wait wait wait, my brain and heart can't keep up

What do you mean 'so'???

The transition is so sloppy, I'm dying!!!

He just says the craziest things so calmly!!

—Anyway, I think you'll get it once you see it, but there's not much to comment on… Huh? What… blunt…? No, but at first, it's better to be humble….

Is someone giving him directions?

Lmao he's getting feedback 30 seconds in

Does he have staff? Well, of course he does.

That OP looked expensive.

Yeah, he's definitely signed with someone. Wonder who the sponsor is.

—…Ahem. I've just been given the unreasonable demand to 'act more frank and cheerful,' so against my will, I'll be speaking casually from the get-go. Hope you can forgive me.

"Wow, that's rough…"

His voice sounds genuinely reluctant lmao

Poor guy

Well, this is more like Haru the Acrobat

What does 'like Haru the Acrobat' even mean?

A clown, duh

—Ah, so the me in the video is about to start running, but there's one thing you should know.

Hm?

What is it?

A warning?

"Running…? —Oh, this is-"

—I strongly recommend you take measures to prevent motion sickness, like putting your mouse cursor in the center of the screen. I'm serious.

Oh

Oh

Oh

OH…!

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"Bleeeargh…!"

I can't

Gonna be sick

Ded

—So yeah, that's pretty much it.

"N-No… I don't get it, I don't get any of it…!"

'That's pretty much it' what's pretty much it…?

Partway through I started tilting my head wondering 'which way is the floor?' and then the video was over

Partway through? More like from the first second…

All I understood is that I understood nothing…!

Slow motion… probably wouldn't help me understand what he's doing either

Give us a third-person view

Pretty sure it would be incomprehensible even in third-person.

First-person view is supposed to reflect the effects of thought-acceleration skills…

So he's definitely not using thought acceleration…? Huh???

The scenery was 100% just a blur of lines???

—As you can see, I'm sure most of you are thinking 'I don't get it,'

"Most? You mean literally everyone on the planet…"

True that

He gets it

You are now obligated to give us a detailed explanation

—'Memorize all the bullet patterns and run at full speed' is my strategy, so there aren't any tricks to it beyond what you saw.

"What???"

Memorize all the patterns…?

Can someone translate that into Japanese for me??

Forget Japanese, please translate it into a language spoken on Earth…

—Also, for the record, what I showed in the video was a recreation of my first clear. Back then, my skills were more limited, so I mostly just brute-forced it with my base AGI.

I can't understand a single word he's saying

How do you run on walls and ceilings with just your base avatar specs…

—Anyway, that's the gist of the clear.

What gist!!

We don't understand a single thing!!

You have a responsibility to explain!!

Teru-kun, your mouth is hanging open.

"Shut up, anyone's mouth would be hanging open after seeing that."

—Now, as for why I suddenly streamed such a crazy video,

He gets it!

Glad to know even he realizes it was crazy…

—I've asked an acquaintance to release some Ruby Rabbit Horn materials onto the market soon, and those materials are a bit problematic, so this is also a sort of public service announcement.

"Whaaaaat?!!"

What did he just say!?

Ruby Rabbit Horns???

The materials from the [Ruby Rabbit]?!

—So here's the thing. I think I showed off some interesting functions on my short sword and spear during the Four Pillar War, but there are some conditions to using those special abilities.

"Conditions…"

[Caladbolg]!!

[Enrei Kagura]!!

If we meet those conditions, can we use those awesome special moves too…?

Wait, he's gonna tell us? Isn't he being a little too generous with information???

—Well, the condition, or rather the proof of qualification, is a ring-type accessory you get as a 'solo clear reward' from that dungeon, called the [Spiral Crimson Ring].

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

ALRIGHT, PACK IT UP EVERYONE!!

DAMMIT!!

The dream of special moves is dead…!!

—Also, sorry, but my [Anima] ate it the other day, so I can't show you the actual item.

"HUH???"

What???

Is his body physically incapable of saying anything other than incomprehensible bombshells???

—As for the details on that, I've put a link to an info page in the channel description… or it looks like someone has, so please check that out.

"L-Link… URL…"

—I've also made my stats and skill list public there, so if you're interested, feel free to take a look.

"Wha…"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's doing whatever he wants, this is hilarious

This is so absurd all I can do is laugh…

—So, yeah, the main reason for this sudden stream was to let you know that the materials are coming soon, but they're 'defective,' so buy them at your own risk. If you want to enjoy the fun rabbit gear to its fullest, you'll have to work hard and clear the dungeon solo.

"That's impossible, you know?"

It's impossible

It really is impossible

—By the way, the innate ability of the Ruby Rabbit Horn is that its durability locks above a certain speed. Basically, its durability won't decrease during a full-power swing at around 200 AGI.

"………………"

Stunned silence lmao

Even without the special abilities, wouldn't light warriors kill for that?

It's gonna sell like crazy

I can make a weapon with infinite durability for farming…?

"Alright guys, I'm gonna go grind for money. Thanks for coming to the stream, see ya."

Huh? Cya

He just ended the stream without a second thought lol

This is why you'll always be a small-time streamer

No, this is serious. No time for laughing, it's gonna be a 100% bidding war

I'm gonna go farm money too…

Me too

Me too then

Aren't there a lot of light warriors?

I guess there were quite a few of us…

Hey, how much money do you think we need…? Is 300 mega enough…?

If it goes to auction, no way. You'll need a giga.

Eek

Everyone everywhere is screaming, this isn't even funny anymore…

This is truly a Clown Archive…

So, the original stream also just ended abruptly, but…

The 'Shijo' in the credits… that's the Shijo Group, right?