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Chapter 314 - On a Certain Chat Board

【VIT: 0】A Thread to Discuss the Acrobat【DEX: 0】

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> Went to feed the rabbit again today

> Morning routine

> We are the rabbit's snacks

> Today's longest survival time was a flat six seconds. A new record, praise me.

> Six seconds is insane, no? How far did you get?

> One step. Equipped tower shields on both hands and spammed every single defensive skill I had.

> lol

> Lmao, not even trying to clear it

> Still, isn't that amazing? I take it you're one of the more prominent tanks out there.

> The rabbit paradise has been packed ever since that info bomb dropped, but still no good news, huh.

> Well, the info dropped was a guide (lol)

> Can we really just laugh that off?

> First of all, what does he mean by "memorize"? Those things don't have patterns or anything, do they?

> I follow the same route, and a completely different bullet hell comes flying at me...

> That's already been settled in the dedicated rabbit paradise thread. They said if you follow a set route with the exact same timing and movements, you can lock in the pattern.

> I have no idea what you're talking about

> You mean you have to perfectly memorize not just the route but your own movements and replicate them without a single deviation...? While managing skills and everything else at the same time???

> And in his case, those skills are all ridiculously hard to control.

> Gift holders are a new breed of human.

> There are only two of those new humans in the world...

> Speaking of skills, I managed to get <>. Can I talk about it?

> Wha?!

> If you're serious, please do. I won't ask for the acquisition conditions.

> You sure it's okay to talk about it on an anonymous board like this?

> I came here because I'm too embarrassed to talk about something I can't even use properly with my name attached.

> Ah...

> I get it

> To get straight to the point, it's pretty much impossible. What the hell is a critical jump? It's nonsense. They say it enhances your jump with ideal movements, but it fails when you need it and goes off when you're trying to suppress it. It just won't listen.

> Btw, after practicing all day, my success rate is about 50%. I got this far pretty smoothly, but beyond this is a real swamp. I don't feel like I can improve at all.

> To make matters worse, it's a passive, so you can't turn it off, which is fatal. Right now, it's like having an unavoidable gambling feature embedded in my avatar, so I'm seriously considering deleting the character.

> Whoa...

> That's brutal in so many ways.

> The effect itself is super strong, if you can just get it to activate consistently. It boosts both your initial jump speed and top speed, so it's a borderline broken skill that could be a permanent agility buff.

> And that guy has an even crazier passive called [Hare Real] on top of this?

> I don't get it.

> For a normal person, it's just a debuff skill, isn't it?

> I'll write down the acquisition method just in case, though it might not be exact.

> You're a god.

> So generous.

> First, get <> as has been previously established. Then, the evolution condition for <> is probably to shift the ratio of 'running' to 'jumping' toward the latter.

> Say what?

> What do you mean? You mean you basically have to spend your time jump-moving?

> Exactly. In my case, I played the part of a weirdo who hopped around for about three days, and it evolved. It's nice that it seems to reference your recent ratio.

> Nice... is it?

> When you consider that someone with his agility probably counts as jumping even when they think they're running normally, the condition seems plausible.

> Hey, the Acrobat and the Northern Tiger master-disciple duo are having a surprise duel.

> Maybe I'll try to get it too... but no, the risk of losing Feather Hood without being able to master it is too high...

> As someone who's already done it, I wouldn't recommend it. This is the result of me, who was pretty confident in my player skills, giving it a try.

> Wait, some crazy info just got dropped.

> A surprise duel, for real? Where?

> What, a stream?

> Not a stream, a plaza at the edge of the safe area. The Acrobat got completely wrecked in a 1v1, but now he's wrecking both of them.

> Wait wait really wait where tell me the details I'm going right now hurry

> Sorry, it's already over.

> ARGH!!

> The pain.

> Maybe I'll just skip work today.

> Why are they doing such an interesting event this early in the morning!!!

> It's not like we who are slacking off here this early can talk...

> Hold on, apparently the Archiver person got permission and was recording it. They said they'll edit it and upload it later.

> A god among us.

> Thank you!

> Man, but I wanted to see it live...!!

> He wrecked them in the end, but got wrecked at first? Was he not in top form or something?

> Maybe the tiger duo just came up with a counter-strategy and got their revenge?

> I'm super excited. Anyone know the Archiver's name?

> They said something like Terutsuki.

> Never heard of 'em.

> I'll search for something similar and follow...

> Thought it was over, but now five of them went off somewhere.

> Five? Who are the other two?

> Rinne-chan and some girl I don't know. Probably an acquaintance of the Acrobat?

> Could it be the rumored super-cute partner?

> The Acrobat having a partner was actually true?

> Damn it... he has everything I want...!!

> She was a quiet-looking, beautiful girl. They seemed super close. I'M SO DAMN JEALOUS.

> Damn normies.

> Died from jealousy.

> Let's curse him.

> Let's do it.

> Let's be more direct. Form a raid and go beat him up.

> Think a full raid of thirty-six will be enough?

> If we gather a bunch of mages and spam homing bullets from a distance, we might have a chance...

> I can see a future where he dodges everything and all our heads go flying the next moment.

> As expected, the other boards are on fire too. It's a festival this early in the morning.

> Everyone who has to work on the weekend, make sure you go. I'm taking the day off.

> What a bastard.

> Every time that guy does something, it's pandemonium.

> Truly, a man who never lacks for topics of conversation...