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Chapter 560 - On a Certain Archiver's Stream: Part 3

"Okay, he's saying a bunch of stuff."

"'Hidden ace,' 'surprise trick'... isn't that basically everything you do?"

"What's a 'lower stage'? You mean there's another version?"

"More importantly, how long do you plan on being held princess-style by the Princess?"

"Oh, right, right, he was stunned, I see... but you're still guilty. I'm so jealous I could die."

"How many good deeds do you have to do in a past life to be blessed with the miracle of a mutual princess carry?"

"'Mutual princess carry,' what a weird phrase."

"'A shame'...?'"

"It's a shame..."

"So Iris-sama has a high aptitude for being a prince, too..."

"Teru-kun, how long are you going to stay frozen?"

"You okay? Are you breathing?"

"No, I mean, it's just... just..."

"Obsessive otaku at his limit, lmao."

"He says it's starting from here, so get ready."

"Has it really only been a few minutes?"

"I feel as tired as if I'd just finished watching a full movie."

"Whoa, this is..."

"Looks even more dangerous."

"Some menacing claws."

"Its limbs have turned beast-like."

—So it won't die unless we kill it a total of ten times, huh?

"Oh, it's true, there's a weird effect on its tail. Eight more times..."

"So that gun thing didn't hit its core after all?"

"Only two times after all that..."

"And now it's probably going to get even stronger."

"It's crazy how the Acrobat's weakness is subtly negated by his own strength."

"Well, yeah, like Iris-sama said, if you think of it as being able to defeat it with ten clean hits, it's gotten easier, or rather, merciful... mer... ciful... is it???"

"Considering the total package, it's not merciful at all."

"I mean, its fundamental specs are just too ridiculous to begin with..."

—So where's Ashe's weakness showing up?

—...Maybe its weakness is you?

"Pfft-hah...!"

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Hnnnngh."

"Ahhhhh."

"Bleeding."

"Coughing up blood."

"ROMAAAAA... COMEDYYYYYYY...!!!!!!!!"

"I just can't deny it, for so many reasons."

"I just can't deny it, for so many reasons...!?"

"I just can't deny it, for so many reasons...!!!!!"

"The Princess... she says things like that... she really does..."

"Tears are coming out for so many reasons."

"That's it. Go ahead and have your rom-com."

"Their youth is so bright it's blinding."

"Well, abou—"

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"—Hnnnngh, this part is getting looped forever...!"

"This is completely beyond human skill."

"I couldn't keep up with what was happening from start to finish???"

"What was that, an instant, extreme close-quarters fight?"

"Wait a minute, you're kidding me, neither of them are using thought acceleration skills...?"

"What kind of judgment and reaction speed is that?"

"The greatsword barrage is so cool!"

"That talking weapon is just simply excellent, isn't it..."

"Compared to the other four, it has a really straightforward performance and looks easy to use."

"Third one already!!!"

"'Please,' 'Leave it to me'... is that...?"

"They're communicating with single words...!!"

"Charging in without hesitation is too manly, you know???"

"Ah, the crown."

"The Seventh Strike!"

"Is he going all out from here too!?"

"No, but seriously, what is that playback speed?"

"Both of them are insane."

"Where did he go—the ceiling...!"

"Ah!!"

"And there's the crown smile, we got it!!!!!"

"Let's go, you bastard!!!"

"So fast!!!"

"Can't see him!!!!"

"Why can you just casually choose to engage in a close-quarters fight against a monster like that...?!"

"—Wait a minute, I can hear something...! The Princess is doing it again, isn't she!!"

"A second incantation!?"

"She's really pulling out all the stops!!"

"Wait, wait, I've never heard this one. A new spell!!?"

"The Princess has a hidden ace too!!!"

—'Usurp, for I am the Queen'

"Ah."

"Hk..."

"That cut-in is a cheap move."

"[Disastor]...! An unreleased skill at this point—is that even allowed!?"

"A spell that absorbs enemy projectiles!?"

"No way, that's a perfect mage-killer spell."

"She's got a calm look on her face, but that's just too vicious...!!"

"So it's a levy by the Queen!!?"

"I'll pay you as much as you want!?"

"Even the Acrobat is confused, lol."

"Is this any time to be laughing?"

"You didn't share that info before going in? What were you thinking???"

"Wait, so was it a secret for each of them to enjoy?"

"You impossibly strong, fun-loving players...!!"

"So it's time to clean up the magic circles again... Wait a sec, did it get bigger?"

"It sure did!!!"

"Is it one of those things that absorbs a bunch and then goes boom at the end...?"

"Definitely something bad."

"'Adapting on the fly is great' is not the point here."

"Just when I thought the Princess was amazing, the Princess is amazing!!!"

"Iris-sama really is something else. She's the undisputed strongest, isn't she?"

"Tempest!!!"

"There it is, the ridiculously strong offensive barrier."

"[Tempest]—an ultra-offensive defensive skill where the output of the wind pressure she generates is converted into skill power. When Iris-sama uses it at full power, it becomes a broken skill that deals insane damage (instant death for players) to anyone who gets close. It also hinders the actions of anyone who enters the area and allows for precognitive reading of their movements (like an intuitive sense)."

"Come again?"

"Thanks for the long expert explanation."

"Also, it was the skill that decided the victory in her duel against the Sword Saint in the past."

"Wha!?"

"A perfect example that tells you it's a ridiculously strong skill in one sentence!!!"

"No, Iris-sama is amazing, but—ahhhhhhh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad!!!"

"This is it!!!!"

"Go, Acrobat!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I had no idea what he was doing!!!!!!"

"Reje, what!!?!!"

"The gun again."

"Wait, what, did it misfire!!?"

"No, I have no idea what's happening but he took dam—THE SECOND STRIKE!!"

"Uchigane!!!"

"Striking Iron, go!!!!"

"The sword is glowing!"

"Did he get a super strong enhancement skill too!?"

"Ahhhhhhhh, we'll be waiting for a detailed explanation laterrrrrr."

—I'm gonna juggle you...!!

"Hkkkkkkk...!!!!"

"Breathe, Terutsuki!!"

"This is just the best...!!"

"This is why I love this game so much...!"

"The fact that players' strength has no ceiling is a godsend."

"So true!!!"

"All players having infinite potential is the ultimate end-game content."

"But the enemies have no ceiling either..."

"Which means we can have the best fights infinitely, right!!!"

"...Ah... ah, it's coming. Something else is coming...!"

"Iris-sama is doing something again...!"

"This one's unreleased too, right...!?"

"I'm a Princess otaku. It's not in my memory, so it should be unreleased publicly."

—'O children of the glittering light, gather, for my name is the Thunder Emperor'

"She's a Princess, a Queen, a Hero, and now a Thunder Emperor...!!"

"Too many aliases problem."

"You have a too many typos problem."

"Vortex Voltiart...!?"

"What is this, what's happen—ah, ah, that Disastor from before! The big lightning ball is moving, and it's in her palm...!!"

"That's gotta be something super cool!!!!"

"A huge swirling vortex."

"Compressing grand magic!!?"

—Haru!!

—Been waiting for you, Princess!!

"Calling his name there is just... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"And the crown, whatever it is... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa."

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

"The fourth one!!!!"

"Teamwork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"—...Hk."

—[Keraunos]!!

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"..., ...Hk..."

"Heh... a double kill."

"Hehe... a double kill."

"A double kill..."

"A double kill, huh... I see..."

"Heh... a double kill."

"It's fine. I lose."

"We lose."

"Iris-sama looks so happy... that's all that matters...!!"

—...Mm.

—No, that's a bit of a stretch.

"Aww..."

"Yeah, that's good."

"There's no emotion left but 'cute.'"

"You better catch her properly..."

"She's making a maiden's face...!!!"

"—I'm now an AiHaru shipper."

"Saying that so suddenly with a super serious voice, lmao."

"Ah, his emotions are broken."

"Can I also fall and become an AiHaru shipper...?"

"There's no choice but to ship this."

"They're the best partners, no complaints."

"Who can possibly complain about the love life of the cutest and strongest Princess in this world?"

"Partner... Sora-chan..."

"As a HaruSora shipper, my emotions are a minced meat mess."

"Acrobat-san..."

"There's also Nia-chan, you know...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What are we supposed to do... who are we supposed to root for..."

"...Eh, what's 'soon'?"

"Time to cut...? Cut what...?"

"The viewers' life is already at zero...?"

"And the replica still has three lives left."

"Is this so-called 'clear' that's actually a super sweet date going to continue...?!"

"Huh?"

"What did he say?"

"—Fifty seconds...?"

"Buying time? For what?"

"And the Princess is casually becoming a prince again..."

"Not just cute, but handsome too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Hnnnnnnnnngh-ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

"I died."

"crtlr"

"CLEARBELLFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Another super rare thing after two years is happening-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga."

"That's what I've wanted to see all this time!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm crying."

"So beautiful...!"

"God."

"Guaranteed to be saved forever."

"The moment it was confirmed to get over a trillion views."

"This is bad... this is so bad... this video is... so bad—"

—...Hey, Haru.

—This is fun, isn't it?

"—"

"Ah."

"The Princess is smiling."

—[Trance]

"—Huh??????????????????????????????????"

"Eh?" "Huh?" "???" "What" "Eh??" "Oh" "Wha" "N" "Haa?????" "Who" "White" "dyu" "what" "tha" "?" "whatsthat" "nononono" "Wha..." "No way" "trance" "White" "small" "on" "Who???" "Of the White Throne?" "Trance system" "Wait a minute" "so coo" "Blue" "White hair!" "He shrank" "nononononononononononono!!!!!!!!" "Hey, that's not okay, that'll cause a riot!!!!!!!!!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the mural ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" —……………………………………………………

"...Hah, ...hah... , ...Hk."

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"—A white-haired, blue-eyed, princess-type, super-duper-ultra-beautiful girl!?!?"

"The time has come."

"Ah, finally..."

"Been waiting for this moment...!!"

—'I am the one who soars through the sky.'

"Our leader and third idol!!!"

"The ultimate fetish-destroying weapon that made the stars fall!!!"

"Haru-chan is here, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

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Who said it ends with part 3?