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Chapter 83 - On the Artisans' Chat Board

317: endil
Well, even when they come back, we pretty much know what happened on the expedition from the daily reports.

318: Magus
This. No results this time either.

319: Amatsugawa
Isn't 'no results' a bit of an exaggeration? They found a few new mobs, right?

320: Hiyodori
Adding a few new types to the already countless mob list doesn't really mean much.

321: Amatsugawa
Well, yeah... I guess you're right that there don't seem to be any noteworthy new materials...

322: Naranara
It's been peaceful here for the last year, for better or for worse.

323: misty
You could probably enjoy it as an isekai life forever without getting bored, but I get the sense of stagnation in terms of game progression.

324: Naranara
When was the last time an uncleared dungeon was conquered?

325: Magus
About half a year ago, wasn't it?

326: misty
It was in October, so about five months ago? If we're talking about the [Garden of Scorching Flames].

327: Nier
Yeah, that field-wide forced DoT was a tough enemy...

328: Hiyodori
i never want to go there again

329: Nier
Oh right, Hiyo-chan's clan participated as support, didn't they?

330: Magus
I'm terrified that the archive video for that is like eighteen hours long in total.

331: Hiyodori
90% of it is just sand on screen and resentful muttering for audio, so I think you can just watch the exciting boss fight parts. Probably the last three parts or so.

332: Magus
I see, maybe I'll watch it when I have time.

333: Magus
Wait, the last three parts alone are about four hours long?

334: Amatsugawa
lol

335: Nier
Hiyo-chan, just how long were you guys fighting that boss?

336: Hiyodori
that's what i'm telling you, i never want to go back

337: Nier
Seriously, you sound traumatized...

338: endil
Anyway, the only known uncleared dungeons are those three legendary hellscapes, right? Impossible, impossible.

339: Synapse
Brought to you by: Rabbit Heaven, Infinite Sparring, and Please Drown at Your Leisure.

340: Matci
I always laugh at the nickname for the Great Maelstrom.

341: misty
The Maelstrom is understandable since it's obvious we're missing a key item or quest, but the other two...

342: Sanzenri
Waiting for the level cap increase.

343: Nier
Do you think we can do it if we get to level 150?

345: Hiyodori
normal people probably couldn't even at 200

346: Hiyodori
hayassan might be able to if he gains another 100 levels?

347: Nier
If Haya-san puts any more into AGI, he's gonna start running on air.

348: Kachobaro
What's Hayagake-san's AGI at now? 350?

349: Hiyodori
that was back when he was getting cocky. now he knows his place and has dropped it to 300

350: Matci
I always laugh at how bluntly Hayagake-shi is treated by his clanmates.

351: Kachobaro
Even for a non-combat build, 300 is pretty insane... I don't have the spare stats to pour 600 points into AGI and DEX.

352: insane
Even with DEX-boosting skills, it's a lot. And besides, there's no content that requires AGI 300 speed anyway.

353: Synapse
Note: Excludes Rabbit Heaven.

354: misty
*Rabbit Heaven shall be excluded.

355: Kachobaro
If you exclude Rabbit Heaven, yeah.

356: insane
lol at the torrent of replies

357: Nier
Speaking of running on air!! It's that new rookie who debuted the other day!!!

357: insane
What was that?

358: endil
Replying to your own post... (confused)

359: Nier
I wonder if you all know about him! The unconfirmed pervert newbie who caused a stir on the Q&A board a while back!!

360: Hiyodori
why is she suddenly so excited

361: logrock
Are you talking about that thing that briefly blew up on the general chat and build boards? Something about an air jump?

362: Magus
Wasn't that a hoax? I heard there were no follow-ups.

363: Nier
It's not a hoax, I know the magitech artisan involved! And I think the person himself just cleared the tutorial and debuted in the Garden the other day!!

364: Magus
Really?

365: Amatsugawa
I know there was a festival for the newcomers...

366: endil
When the Great Bell Tower rings, the smart move is to dash in the opposite direction.

367: misty
You'll get killed by the crowd.

368: Kachobaro
The recruitment festival is a gathering of extroverts.

369: insane
If you're an aspiring magitech artisan, people will come to you without needing recruitment.

370: Nier
You bunch of introverts...

371: Hiyodori
nia-cha, you knew about such a huge event and just casually joined a random conversation?

372: Nier
I came here for a peek and saw everyone was being peaceful as expected, so I tried a natural segue.

373: Sanzenri
A natural segue.

374: Columbus
It looked like a natural segue from the outside.

375: Sanzenri
Oh, okay...

376: Nier
Anyway, about that newbdjsbfhshd yes

377: Hiyodori
hm

378: Synapse
Whu-!?

379: Sanzenri
What was that!?

380: Naranara
Did something just flash?

381: endil
Huh?

382: logrock
Did something happen?

383: Nier
IT FLASHED IT FLASHED IT FLASHED!!!!

348: insane
No no no way, something that timely can't happen.

383: logrock
???

384: Kachobaro
Wait wait, was that really a celebration flare...?

385: endil
P-Probably...?

386: Mr.Tango
Heard there was a flare.

387: Lilac
Is the celebration flare for real?

388: Mimosa-aniki
Seriously a flare? Anyone logged in with details?

389: Amatsugawa
Hold on, it was super close to the city...!?

390: Lilac
OK so it's real? And if it's an uncleared dungeon near the city, that means...

391: Nier
Ah

392: Hiyodori
Ah-...

393: insane
RABBIT HEAVEN HAS BEEN CLEARED――――――!!!!!??????

394: Mimosa-aniki
WHOOOOAAAAAA!!??

395: Lilac
Seriously...

396: Sanzenri
Wait, this is... insane, isn't it?

397: Synapse
That thing was actually clearable...?

398: misty
I don't know what's going on but my body is shaking.

399: Kachobaro
Sad news: Hayagake-san's dream of being the first to clear Rabbit Heaven has been crushed.

400: Matci
Wait, did Hayagake-shi clear it?

401: Kachobaro
Oh, right, could it be that?

402: Mimosa-aniki
For real, did you finally do it, Haya!!!!!

403: Nier
Forget the flying pervert, is this a celebration!!

404: Hiyodori
Um, well

405: Hiyodori
if you mean our hayassan, he's collapsed next to me

406: Nier
Ah

407: Lilac
Oh my...

408: Mimosa-aniki
Sorry, Haya.

409: endil
lol at the simple apology

410: Hayagake
I'm retiring. Thanks for everything, everyone.

411: Hiyodori
the look on his face is priceless

412: Matci
Still treating him so casually, that's hilarious.

413: Nier
This is no time for laughing! This is huge—!!!

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