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Chapter 31 - The Bulletin Board (2)

【Golden Witch】Eleanor Ocean 8【Adventurer】

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1000kg this time, huh.

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Isn’t that impossible?

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I was curious if what that old guy Mimura said was true, so I looked it up. The maximum capacity of any Item Bag found to date is 390kg.

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That’s almost three times as much.

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And there are two of them.

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It’s confirmed that they’re not normal drops.

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We knew that from the start.

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She turned out to be a real witch.

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She’s not human.

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At this point, she’s making them herself.

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An insane Adventurer has appeared.

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Right? The A-ranks are getting overshadowed.

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I feel bad for next week’s A-rank special.

336: Nameless Adventurer
Witch-san was cute when she was looking around restlessly.

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She was super nervous at first, wasn’t she lol

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Drank way too much tea lol

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The announcer was being really considerate.

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She was so stiff. Like a borrowed cat, for real.

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Only in the beginning.

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She started crossing her legs partway through.

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Though she kept re-crossing them, so she wasn’t calm.

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So even witches get nervous.

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Yeah, the theory that the Golden Witch is a monster is out.

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No way a monster like that exists.

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Hurry up and give us a taming skill.

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I wonder how much 1000kg will go for.

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>>347
Last time, 100kg went for 52 million yen, right? Simple math puts it at 520 million yen.

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1 billion for two…

351: Nameless Adventurer
It’ll go for more than that.

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She’s a Golden Witch for a reason.

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She’ll probably keep selling them.

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Even if they really are drops, are there no witnesses?

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She hasn’t been found in the Kunaar Ruins.

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I went too, but no luck.

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Maybe she’s somewhere else.

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Where, I wonder?

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No sightings, so maybe an unpopular place?

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If she’s even going adventuring.

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Isn’t she on break?

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Adventurers are freelancers.

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Maybe she’s at home?

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Home (Frontier).

365: Nameless Adventurer
Ah, the Frontier native theory.

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It’s more realistic than the monster theory, but would someone from Frontier appear on TV?

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Maybe they don’t know what TV is?

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No, she was clearly there for publicity.

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I think so too. Two 1000kg bags is insane for impact.

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The announcer and Tsuchiya were frozen lol

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That old guy Mimura was so loud.

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Seriously, what’s with that guy?

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An expert who’s never been to Frontier or been an Adventurer.

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He’s useless.

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Don’t bully Witch-san.

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No, the witch was the one provoking him.

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She had such a wicked look on her face.

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Beautiful people look good no matter what they do.

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So true.

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Hey guys, I saw the news and am watching on a video site, but can I ask a weird question?

381: Nameless Adventurer
Baiting for attention, die.

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The punchline is the 1000kg Item Bag.

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>>381
Sorry. Um, what language is this Witch-san speaking?

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Huh? Japanese, right?

385: Nameless Adventurer
Obviously.

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Did it sound like Gunma dialect to you?

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Not to brag, but besides Japanese, I can also speak English and German.

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>>387
Seriously, what’s with this guy?

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>>387
Bragging at every opportunity.

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Well, I can speak 10 languages.

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No, I’m serious, sorry. Honestly, I’m panicking too. This Witch-san’s words feel weird to me. The words she’s speaking sound like Japanese, but also like English, and also like German.

What is this?

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Huh?

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WTF

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Go to a hospital.

395: Nameless Adventurer
Um… I can speak English too, and it’s the same for me. The words the witch is speaking sound like Japanese and English at the same time.

What is this?

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Eh?

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Trolling?

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Anyone else here know a foreign language?

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I sent the video URL to my friend who’s an exchange student from Brazil.

He says she’s speaking Portuguese.

Eh?

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???

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Seriously?

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What’s going on?

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The witch’s magic…

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Scary.

405: Nameless Adventurer
Eh? Is she seriously a witch? A real one?